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Meet Your Strawman

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A short and sweet innovative cartoon that explains where you stand as a citizen 'under' the government. This site is meant to be shared.

 

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    Merry Politically Incorrect Christmas

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    While parents tucked children away in safe spacesThey lie there confused in their organic beds
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    I dropped the remote to see what was the matterI thought it was cops, so I leapt like the flash
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    "This year I give gifts of victimization!"The libtards rejoiced and chugged Coke to get fatter
    While grubbing for food stamps 'cuz Black Lives do MatterMore poverty, ignorance, and Obama race-baiting
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    They just pull out a slogan and read it aloud!The media screams how their plight is unjust
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    Question the reason for being if at all you ever were?

    That would be the next line…

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