Multiple Urgency Grandizement Syndrome
You may have this if you spend a lot of time thinking. Seek help immediately you begin thinking for periods of more than 5 minutes or more.
"Yo man, what you doing?"
-"oh, I'm just thinking"
"Well I'm here now so why you still thinking? thinking spoils my buzz"
-"Are we friends?"
"I'm just saying, thinking for more than 5 minutes means you contracted that MUGS disease, and all"
-"I may beat you with my stick, stand still"