MUGS

Multiple Urgency Grandizement Syndrome

You may have this if you spend a lot of time thinking. Seek help immediately you begin thinking for periods of more than 5 minutes or more.

"Yo man, what you doing?"

-"oh, I'm just thinking"

"Well I'm here now so why you still thinking? thinking spoils my buzz"

-"Are we friends?"

"I'm just saying, thinking for more than 5 minutes means you contracted that MUGS disease, and all"

-"I may beat you with my stick, stand still"

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2014-04-05 02:27:21

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