Tardie Walk Individuality Trait Syndrome
This is seen extant in many of the working population, and the others. There are drugs to combat this affliction.
"hey, am I a Twit?
-"well you may have TWITS, you should go visit a medical expert-a-plenty dude. It makes it worse when dudes don't take it seriously!"
"Do I get free drugs?"
-"Dude, get help. I'm serious, I read stuff somewhere, they can help you too"