'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Hillary got schlonged by a climate change mouseWhite privilege snow covered homes and casinos
Suppressing the rights of all blacks and latinosGay presents were wrapped by the best non-white races
While parents tucked children away in safe spacesThey lie there confused in their organic beds
With visions of gender-change drugs in their headsWhen out on the roof there arose such a clatter
I dropped the remote to see what was the matterI thought it was cops, so I leapt like the flash
I turned off the porn and covered my stashAnd there to behold was a man on a trike
It was transgender Santa dressed up like a dyke!He wore a gray pantsuit with a hole in the center
Had a body like Midler and face like Jenner"On Honkey and Redneck and Bigot and Kike!"
Screamed transgender Santa dressed up like a dykeThey clattered for minutes with rooftop taps
Reindeer bitching and moaning about gender pay gapsThen down from the chimney came a disfigured mass
It was transgender Santa, twerking frantic bare assNowhere were presents or gifts in his sack
But a hand-written note, "I identify as BLACK!"Santa opened his bag and spilled to the floor
Papers with more victim slogans galore"I'm offended!" "That's hurtful!" "I think that was MEAN!"
Slick crybully slogans spilled over the scene"No more toys!" said St. Nick, "No commercialization."
"This year I give gifts of victimization!"The libtards rejoiced and chugged Coke to get fatter
While grubbing for food stamps 'cuz Black Lives do MatterMore poverty, ignorance, and Obama race-baiting
Means years of rewards for the party of hatingTo get what they want, they use madness of crowds
They just pull out a slogan and read it aloud!The media screams how their plight is unjust
While entitlement spending pushes nation to bustTransSanta lay a finger aside of his nose
Then snorted some coke and upwards he roseHe flew back to his sweatshop of obedient Elves
With Planned Parenthood baby parts stocked on the shelvesRejoicing Big Brother confiscation and theft
He said: "Happy Holidays to all; and stay trapped on the left!"